Today is National Blasphemy Day in Irela…

Today is National Blasphemy Day in Ireland. God fearing eejits up in the big smoke decided God, god and the gods needed legal protection from the utterings of the human race. Apparently my heathen vocabulary is so corrosive to the followers of Jeebus and co. that should I swing my mighty pen a thousand believers would crumble and the devil and his cohorts would proclaim me Chief Recruitment Officer Worldwide (CROW.) Even Scientology is protected under this decision. Someone should remind the powers that be that Scientology is a religion based on defining your own reality through projected thetan particles. Scientologists don’t need blasphemy laws to strike down infidels. Honestly, I don’t give a god damn diddly damn about blasphemy. Your faith is between you and your god, don’t heed my name calling. §

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